Tasty dinners and tasteful titillation.
 
Quite possibly the best night out in Melbourne for a feed and some flirty fun, Schnitz n Tits was an institution for years on the St Kilda scene. Now Schnitz n Tits is back, revamped and revived.
 
Schnitz n Tits is a great night for you and your mates: fried food served by foxy frauleins. What could be better?
 
Delicious chicken or veal, served with a sly hint of cheek and a slow reveal.
 
We’re so “now” we’ll even cater for vegetarians – a vego Schnitz still comes with plenty of bite and delight..!
 
What to expect
 
You’ll be served a generous meal of quality schnitzel, by gorgeous girls of generous proportions! There’ll also be quality beverages, brought to you by Babelicious barmaids.
 
And while you sit back and enjoy a hearty meal and a well-deserved drink, you can watch the action unfold on stage. Tasteful titillation by quality performers, doing their best to delight you with their risqué routines.
 
The night is plenty of fun, with high-class burlesque performances aimed at saucy suggestion, not sleaze.  Perfect for an after work meal with some colleagues, or even for an entertaining night out with a date!
 
Book now to enjoy Schnitz n Tits – its dinner in style, served with a wink and a smile.
Or contact us if you have any questions...